SIP, SERVANT


"Not just a mug. It’s a royal decree. Every sip reminds you who rules the kingdom (spoiler: it’s not you). Serve your drinks with the reverence your feline overlord demands. Sip, servant."



MESSAGES OF GREATNESS OF COTTON

"Not just a shirt. It’s royal armor. Every thread is a tribute to your feline ruler. Wear it loud, wear it proud — and remember: you don’t own the cat… the cat owns you."